My cat is seriously playing #fruitninja right now!! 😂😸
Why does my cat love the taste of human flesh so much?
Oh my fucking god I went to sleep at 2am last night and Niko was nowhere in sight, but i just figured he was somewhere sleeping/hiding. Then just woke up at 10 and realized he never came to my bed or made a peep and went looking for him… I FOUND HIM LOCKED UP IN THE CLOSET HE HAD BEEN IN THERE FOR 8 HOURS LORD HAVE MERCY.
My poor child must have snuck in there in the 3 seconds I opened it to get a garbage bag.
MY CRAZY KITTEN!!
He kept trying to play but I was playing Tetris so I was blowing him off… So he came and sat in my damn shoulder to watch lol ^__^
my cat is possessed, im sure of it.
I learned today that unfortunately I’m going to have to discipline my cat.
Whilst eating, this bitch starts going LOCO begging and jumping on me a d jumping up and putting his paws on my plate and knocked the shit out of hand! Spilling the food on my bed, then whilst trying to fix it he tried to sneak attack by taking food!
If he were older I’d give him shit but he’s a baby, I don’t want to start out giving him “treats” of human food cause then he won’t eat the cat food.
The whole ordeal lasted about 20mins and I had to yell at him “NO!” And even “NO!!!! NIKO, NOOO!!!!” Like 20 something times… Speak of the devil he just came and put his head on my arm and laid down.
-___- I can’t be mad with you.
im thinking my cat wants to get up on my lap to cuddle and this nigga just wants to fight again smh
ive had to smack niko 3 times today :(
why cant you be a good boy? why you gotta be a bad ass little kid?