Just kicking it smoking and watching the #game. GO #YANKS!!!!! ⚾😂😂😂
😂😂😂 @artfuld0dg3r I screencapped this a while ago
this did not actually seem legit.
sign i saw at a bathroom on the lower east side
Whoever did this is my hero! 😂 #nyc #manhattan #34th (Taken with Instagram)
O RLY?? in seeing lots of funny signs today lol (Taken with Instagram)
And on my grans house no less #lol (Taken with Instagram)
lmao! hiro literally kills me
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
reblog! the world must see this!!
im so immature.
i saw this and started laughing. had to take a pic.
check out me and my bestie doing the cinnamon challenge!!!
You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
__________
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
‘Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?’
‘Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.’
_____
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
‘Husband Wanted’.
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
‘You can have mine.’
______
When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
________
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished .
__________
A little boy asked his father,
‘Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?’
Father replied, ‘I don’t know son, I’m still paying.’
__________
A young son asked,
‘Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?’
Dad replied, ‘That happens in every country, son.’
Then there was a woman who said,
‘I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late.’
__________
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
__________
If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say — talk in your sleep.
__________
Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
__________
First guy says, ‘My wife’s an angel!’
Second guy remarks, ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.’
